Intro 
Yeah 
Everybody gotta story, you know? 
Fifty-two hundred episodes 
Yeah 

Chorus 
Judge Judge Judge Judge 
Judge Judge Judge Judge 
Judge Judy Judge Judy Judge Judy 
(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge) 

Sample 

Verse 1: Hannibal Buress 
Judge Judy, remember me? 
I was on an episode in 2003 
Yeah, I was the defendant and you doubted me 
Cuz they said I didn't pay rent for a thousand weeks (twenty years) 
I am a squatter B, I can't live in squalor, see 
Plus I got- 
All these baby mommas 
So, I had to learn the law 
And just cut out this one cost for me 
Pay rent for three months 
Then get the house for free 
This is awesome B! (This is awesome B!) 
Yeah, yeah 
I'm a thug truly 
Favorite movie (Huh? What?) 
When I think about it 
Gotta say I love Rudy 
Don't try to push or shove through me 
I'm not bouncing y'all 
Show some love to me 
Put me on Judge Judy 

Chorus: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont 
Judge Judy Judge Judy 
Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy 
Judge Judy Judge Judy 

Verse 2: Hannibal Buress 
Judge Judy, the formula 
Is all over TV 
A judge with charisma 
Gives up the good word 
And that's, what they will be 

Some of them achieve 
They do it 
Judge Mathis is one of the people 
But he is not Judge Judy 
So you all can’t be looked at as equals 

They all look up to you, financially 
But they cannot get on the floor 
Cuz even if they are double digit millionaires 
Compared to Judge Judy 
They're poor 
(Aaaaahhhhhhhhh) 

Chorus x2: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont
Judge Judy Judge Judy
Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy
Judge Judy Judge Judy
(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge)
Judge Judy
Yeah!