Verse 1
I was a dumbass, drinking in a Volkswagen 
I was a hero looking for the heroine 
I was lost, I was gone 
I was an alcoholic loser gunnin' for the end 
And I know I played myself like an accordion 
I wasn't lost, no, I was gone

Chorus
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore

Refrain
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na 
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na 
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na 
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Verse 2
Yeah, I know I got a lot of potential 
But that ain't gonna make me successful 
And I know I got a lot of ambition 
But that just led to addiction 
And I want to be a musician, or a doctor, or a lawyer, or magician 
Maybe even a fucking politician 
So I could blame it all on religion! 
(oh my God!)

Chorus
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore 
Hey, you don't know me anymore

Verse 3
I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation
Just another good excuse for inebriation
That's how I FUCK myself and call it masturbation
Yea, I fuck myself and call it masturbation, ha-ha
I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale
I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Yeah, I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

Bridge
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Still hungover!
Still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

Chorus
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

Refrain
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na