Intro 
Look, fellas, I asked you nicely 
But now I'm gettin' very irritated 
For the last time, will?you?please stay off?my freakin' grass? 
That's Lido 
Woah, Kenny 

Chorus 
Stay off?my grass like Stanley (Huh) 
Threw me cheeks on the beach, she sandy 
That was my first time in Miami 
Shawty played the Trina, like "Bitch, I’m da baddest" (Woo, woo) 
Pull over, that ass too fat, baby 
Gold in my mouth like Trick Daddy 
Slippin' slidin', might take you to the house 
Put it down, she don't know 'bout me 

Verse 1 
You don’t know none nigga that did it like me 
Shit got wicked just like Keanu Reeves 
I held it down just like them piano keys 
I just fucked two of 'em, I was just on tour (I was just on tour) 
I roll up, two up, it boost my IQ up 
I pour that Ju up and I damn near threw up 
Surprise, surprise 
I’m a poster child, I prollly win a Pulitzer Prize 
Pull up in a Ghost, yeah, I was in a poltergeist (Ayy) 
My momma said they 'posed to lie 
I look lil' baby in the eye 
Speak ya' mind 
She don’t understand me 
Say she can’t stand me, stand me 

Chorus 
Stay off my grass like Stanley (Huh) 
Threw me cheeks on the beach, she sandy 
That was my first time in Miami 
Shawty played the Trina, like "Bitch, I’m da baddest" (Woo, woo) 
Pull over, that ass too fat, baby 
Gold in my mouth like Trick Daddy 
Slippin' slidin', might take you to the house 
Put it down, she don't know 'bout me 

Verse 2 
I’m off the tree like parakeet 
You hatin' alone, damn, that must be embarrassing 
Two freaks from the East, they wanna kick it, Ka-ra-tee 
Carrots in my teeth, like I'ma vegan, gotta floss, ohh 
I stay wit the camp and do we ever flog? Nah 
Did it large, yea' I did it large y'all 
You want the static, you a walkie-talkie 
Brown in my cup early, it ain't coffee 

Chorus
Stay off my grass like Stanley (Huh)
Threw me cheeks on the beach, she sandy
That was my first time in Miami
Shawty played the Trina, like "Bitch, I’m da baddest" (Woo, woo)
Pull over, that ass too fat, baby
Gold in my mouth like Trick Daddy
Slippin' slidin', might take you to the house
Put it down, she don't know 'bout me