Intro 
Ooaaah ooaahhh 
Dirtee-tee 

Verse 1 
Badabuh buh 
I must confess 
This place ain't bless 
This place is a mess (disgusting) 
Badabuh buh 
Nah, you?don't?deserve no guests?(nah) 
In here, in here 
I don't wanna?lay down or rest (Are you crazy?) 
That crack in the wall needs addressing 
The state of the floor! 
It's just depressing (Mad) 
This table's older than the pyramids (It's older?) 
At least it's younger than the mirror is 
This place is small, and it's barely a house 
Never mind a cat, you couldn't even swing a mouse 
(It's so small) Hmm 
Those curtains are looking tired 
Decorations are tired 
Look, your stylist's fired 

Chorus 
It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang) 
If your house was a car 
It would get pulled over (Excuse me, please) 
This is very, very 
Very, very 
Very, very 
Very unacceptable 

Verse 2 
Okay, let's walk around 
I'll give the house a scan 
Oops! 
Doorknob broke off into my hand (Oh my gosh) 
Every time I touch something 
I wanna wash my hands (Sanitise!) 
I don't wanna sit in here
I'd rather stand (I'm cool, I'm alright)
You've got wobbly seats
At your dining table (Wobbly!)
Everywhere I look
It's wires and cables (Which one's this for?)
This is the messiest house that I've ever been in
Look at the stains on the rug
That's gonna need more than cleaning
What, the sofa bed's not working?
It's not flicking out? (Nah, mate)
Hmm
Think it's time to sort it out (Come on)
Walls are meant to be white
But they're looking beige (Tell me)
What, did you have a house party?
What, did you have a rave?

Chorus
It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang)
If your house was a car
It would get pulled over (excuse me, please)
This is very, very
Very, very
Very, very
Very unacceptable

Outro
Supa dupe ooaaah ooaahhh
Dirtee-tee
That's you-you
Oh my word
Fresh and clean
Badabuh buh